Cute Demotivational Poster
MORTICIA ADDAMS -
WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."
COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!
HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?
CUTENESS - There is no such thing as too much
BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.
I AM HERE - For the rodeo.
PLEASE SIR - Think of the children
MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!
MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.
I'MA KILLER - and i'm coming for you Mr. Vick
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
EPIC WIN -
VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks
AWWW - he just wants a hug
KITTENS & HEARTS -
TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat
BE MISERABLE OR MOTIVATE YOURSELF - Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.
CUTE INSANE BUNNY - innocent till proven guilty
3RD CLASS - When this seat is all you could afford.
ERROR - Excessive cuteness causing system to fail
16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!
EPIC BATTLE OVER CUTENESS - Pick your favorite.
CUTENESS - Anything becomes ten times cuter with a jigglypuff.
DUCKFACE - Who's really looking anyway?
LET'S TRY AGAIN. - That is reverse cowgirl. I said get on it like we do cowgirl. Oh forget it. Make me a sammich.
BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...
ISN'T IT FUNNY.... -
MANATEES - Now we know who the real terrorists are
ROLLIN - They see me rollin they haten
FATE? - Sometimes it feels like Life puts us too far apart just so it can take a pretty picture
CELEBRITY TWINS - Reality is always STRANGER than Fiction. It's pretty sad when a MUPPET looks Better than you...ugly bastard!
BABY SITTING - Must not eat the babies!God I hope this doesn't end up on the internet...the guys will never let it down
WESLEY CRUSHER 2.0 - Now cuter... and more female
LITTLE DOG - He laughs at your pain.
STAY BACK - I KNOW KUNG FU
BUNNIES - A cute, adorable pet AND a delicious alternative to chicken? Mummy, I want one of those!
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS - The cute adorable version
CUTE? - "Help!! The cuteness is smothering me!" Don't do it! The moment he's out, he'll slash of your phallus!
RAWR - I will eat your face off when you sleep
PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.
ICHIGO - Punk+Soul Reaper+Funny+Awesome=Ichigo
CUTE CRAB MY ASS - Just wait until you wake up with a crotch full of him and his little friends ...
QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.
ZOMBIES - IF THEY ARE THAT CUTE I WANT TO SUCCUMB IN THE APOCALYPSE
INTERNET DATING TIPS #2 -
NARWAL HAIKU -
KITTY PORN -
SEALS - They arent all cute and cudly
IT MAY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HUGGING - And you may think it's cute; but actually, they're about to rip each other's heads off.
MEAN GIRLS -
HELL O KITTY -
SO CUTE IT MAKES YOU STUPID. - Somethings are so cute they lower you IQ by half.
THIS BABY - Gets all the ladies
CUTENESS - it will get you anything you want
LITTLE MOOOOOOOOO -
SNUGGLES - He will nibble on your soul!
FIDO WAS A TOUGH CHALLENGER -
B R A V E R Y - Never confuse it with STUPIDITY... ...your life may depend on it.
I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU - right MEOW
CHEATING - I have never once beaten her in any game we played. But I am going to keep trying until I figure out Why I can not concentrate
YOU MAY SAY IM A DREAMER - because i am
KITTENS PENTAGON -
DOGS - yes we get it, your cute
I FARTED - What's the BIG deal?
FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.
WHAT'S UP GIRL? - You like my ink?
Cuteness Contest -
AFFAIRS - "Honey...It isn't what it looks like!"
does this make my butt look big? -
CYBERSEX - You're doing it wrong. (Yet adorably)
HARD WORK = CUTER WIFE -
What if -
STONE WALLS -
HEART THEM -
HELLO KITTY -
LIFE IMITATING ART -
WOOOOO.....OH MY! - Proof that if SHARP uses a sexy young Asian instead of a old GAY one, they will sell more TVs.
L O V E - It shouldn't have to be this hard.
LION SLIPPERS - Because if you're gonna go to jail...you might as well be comfy
WORKING OUT - Her issues with being a man stuck in a womans body.
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